The Hilariously Serious Side of Protecting Your Info
Hello Infrastructure Mindset Individual, privacy-minded pal from every nook and cranny of this big, beautiful world! 🌍
Welcome to your world of learning and transformation, the digital realm of wisdom, where I talk about infrastructure, PPPs, money, business and life in general, make you laugh, learn, wake up, and guard your deets like a kiwi bird guards its juicy worm.
As a Spaniard in New Zealand, let’s lay down some digital ground rules while we’re at it:
- Your Info is Safer Than a Hobbit Hole: I take your personal details more seriously than I take my daily dose of caffeine (you can ask my wife the time and dedication that I put in every single cup of coffee). Your name, email, and secret love for pineapple on pizza are like precious treasures to us. We promise not to share, sell, or accidentally drop them in the fiery chasm of Mount Doom.
- The Fellowship of the Data: Your data will be used for the sole purpose of sending you life-altering daily emails, complete with investing and business tips, financial wizardry, and occasional meme-worthy content that might make you snort your morning coffee. I sometime call them “guantazos”. I don’t stalk, I befriend. It’s a digital fellowship, minus the furry feet.
- One Does Not Simply Spam: Prepare to receive delightful daily emails from me, but don’t worry, I won’t flood your inbox like a waterfall in the Shire. No spammy business here! Just one email at the time, one a day. And if you ever feel like parting ways, you can hit that “Unsubscribe” button faster than a wizard can conjure fireworks. No questions asked. No bad feelings. We will keep seeing each other in your movie.
- Precious Analytics: I use cookies and wizardry (aka analytics tools) to know how many of you lovely folks stumbled upon our digital abode. This helps me understand what you like, so I can serve you better content than Bilbo’s second breakfast.
- Guarded by Kiwis: My digital fortress is nestled in the heart of New Zealand, surrounded by majestic mountains, rolling hills, and a gazillion sheep. I also have two cats. They sleep all the time, but I guess that it is better than nothing and I count them on the team. I am pretty sure my data servers communicate with each other in sheepish code to keep your info extra safe, as I use some third-party software on the clouds of the Misty Mountains to send you emails and storage my material.
- Social Media Sorcery: If you reached my realm through Facebook, Instagram, Google, or even TikTok dances that summoned you, know that I don’t control what those cheeky platforms do with your data. But rest assured, within my realm, your info is treated like royalty.
In short, I am here to spread financial wisdom, laughter, and a bit of Kiwi-Spanish charm. Your data is my sacred trust, and I’ll guard it with the tenacity of a hobbit guarding their pantry.
So, whether you’re in the land of the long white cloud, Aotearoa, or halfway across the Middle-Earth or the world, know that your info is in safe hands. If you have any questions, need a joke to lighten up your day, or simply want to share your thoughts on pineapple pizza, give me a shout in the email below.
Cheers to learning, growing, investing, laughing, and keeping your info snug as a hobbit in its burrow!
Yours in humor and confidentiality,
Vicente Valencia
Head of Mischief and Privacy Protection at Vicente Valencia
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